Kirt Vories Launches Recline Magazine

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petobear (Aug 10, 2017 at 16:29)

"You"ll find yourself casing a 40 foot double because the pages have melted your own consciousness into actually doing it"
Hands off the best thing I've seen In awhile!

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Ajmarganski FL (Aug 11, 2017 at 6:26)

"fast pace low to the ground action only a small animal can experience"

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rustyhorse (Aug 11, 2017 at 7:58)

I want to see Kirt with an unlimited production budget....its gotta happen!

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RollinFoSho (Aug 15, 2017 at 15:59)

Funny, imagine if they were serious! Ha!

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suspended-flesh FL (Aug 10, 2017 at 17:12)

The Recline and Fall of Western Civilization!

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jakeguthrie (Aug 10, 2017 at 23:14)

Is that the new 2018 Niner recliner?

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dldewar (Aug 10, 2017 at 22:45)

Rumor has it Santa Cruz is going to blow the whole recumbent scene up with a full carbon 29er++ version coined the SOLOS-ex CC with the new SRAM gerbil XXX gruppo. Electric versions to follow. The Syndicate has been secretly testing them at some ISOLATED..... location in central British Columbia. 40 year old virgins across the world will rejoice!!!!!

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Kramz (Aug 11, 2017 at 1:00)

I honestly wouldn't condemn a 40 year old virgin, I'd tell them directly, "you beat me". That guy would probably know how to mow the grass while writing a front page newspaper article.

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Kramz (Aug 11, 2017 at 1:34)

I would cancel/delete all the times I had sex given the opportunity(drunk a few times with the same girl, she wanted to, I was like, "well might as well ruin my perfect record"[biggest life mistake]). It was regrettable, and stupid. I can't even imagine the utter regret if I accidentally had a child.

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Kramz (Aug 11, 2017 at 1:51)

In fact this is my advice to anyone out there, "if you have a perfect record at anything, don't let anything/one ruin it for you, because you'll regret it instantly, and it's your own fault which is even worse". It's like building a giant tower with pure determination, and effort on your part, then having some inconsiderate retard Jenga f*ck it.

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Kramz (Aug 11, 2017 at 2:07)

They probably don't even have any idea about a tower, they're some loser fuck clown just trying to ruin yours, when they should be building their own but literally couldn't if their life depended on it.

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XCAussie (Aug 11, 2017 at 6:08)

@Kramz: ...Put the pipe down now Kramz.

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mtbschrader (Aug 10, 2017 at 16:20)

that's the best thing I've seen all day, by far!

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kimbye (Aug 10, 2017 at 19:06)

A new seat standard! Will this never end?

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scotttherider FL (Aug 10, 2017 at 16:16)

Best edit all week!

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cunning-linguist (Aug 11, 2017 at 0:41)

Year!!!!

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therealtylerdurden (Aug 10, 2017 at 17:00)

Hahahahaha fuck yeah! VOD!!

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ChubzyWubzy (Aug 11, 2017 at 0:47)

I'd be lying if I said that didn't look fun... Also RIP Decline magazine 2003-2017.

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youfirst (Aug 11, 2017 at 5:41)

The whole crew and their creative forces had me ordering my ten copies for the price of twelve right away! Thanks for doing and posting.

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teamtoad (Aug 10, 2017 at 19:12)

"Chicks dig it."

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Zuman FL (Aug 10, 2017 at 19:17)

That's way to much budget for a joke video about recline bikes,
here is one for wooden recline "bike" ---- youtu.be/4H5hkhszuZc

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blowmyfuse (Aug 11, 2017 at 8:01)

I now want to descend a mountain wearing a backwards hat, draped in an American Flag cape whilst firing off my trusty pump shotgun!
#merigun

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cheezeweazel (Aug 11, 2017 at 10:03)

I swear Kirt Voreis riding for Transition would be a match made in heaven. They shred like crazy and have a wicked sense of humor.

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Zhehan (Aug 10, 2017 at 16:34)

Bwahahahaha!

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mtnrush666 (Aug 10, 2017 at 18:34)

Magazines ain't dead... #Recline4life !

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gclarida (Aug 11, 2017 at 8:25)

MORE KIRT ALWAYS MORE KIRT

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Dethphist (Aug 11, 2017 at 10:00)

Is it bad that I kinda want a full suspension recumbent to take down a trail now?

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chops549 (Aug 11, 2017 at 15:28)

Sweet video. Just rode a Niner RIP 9 RDO with Push shock. It was damn good!

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SlowupFastdown (Aug 11, 2017 at 11:04)

Bro, its like the long board of mountain biking...............so sick!!!!!

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Capitanbikes (Aug 10, 2017 at 18:14)

I'm ordering mine's right now .

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JoseBravo (Aug 11, 2017 at 6:20)

We need a review bazooka on the recline!

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Ajmarganski FL (Aug 11, 2017 at 6:22)

kid takes a look at the magazine....mind explodes

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colincolin (Aug 11, 2017 at 7:00)

Who is Kirt Vories?

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blowmyfuse (Aug 11, 2017 at 7:57)

Can't tell if serious or sly?

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ceecee (Aug 11, 2017 at 9:28)

@bizutch: Check article title. Someone's being clever.

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blowmyfuse (Aug 11, 2017 at 11:47)

@ceecee: ahhh...the spell checker wrecker

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Endurahbrah (Aug 11, 2017 at 9:50)

12 copies of the first issue for the price of 10!

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papaweelie (Aug 11, 2017 at 15:55)

So sick, don't know how you're pulling this off without carbon?

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arphia (Aug 12, 2017 at 8:42)

I just realized that a recumbent is what my bike stable is missing

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bigJC (Aug 10, 2017 at 18:35)

Remer!

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JeffWeed (Aug 11, 2017 at 10:19)

That was awesome!!!

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blowmyfuse (Aug 11, 2017 at 11:17)

Ahjhhhh//...spell check

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whattheheel (Aug 11, 2017 at 14:28)

Never grow up Kirt!!!

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brunorider01 (Aug 12, 2017 at 6:06)

O need Recline

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brunorider01 (Aug 12, 2017 at 6:07)

O need Recline